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on Feb 29th, 2012 | Comments Off on Just One Channel — But It’s A Great Channel
I really should have paid better attention to how to make the new television work. My parents’ main caregiver was gone for the day, and I was so elated over the price I paid for the replacement, that I never caught on to the ABC’s. Where’s my old Zenith? And so, when the new tv was connected to Florida cable, and I was handed two remote controls, I did my best — which just wasn’t quite good enough. My father looked on, pleased to have a familiar source of entertainment back in his living room, while I studied the controls and, like an astronaut in space for the...
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on Feb 11th, 2012 | Comments Off on Want a Woodle — Wow, Would I!
I asked my husband to stop the car immediately. “I’ve got to know what kind of dog that is,” I blurted out, as we were driving up a hill and an unfamiliar animal came into sight. Definitely part poodle, that much we knew. Had a soft-coated wheaten terrier jumped the fence? It was, for the moment, the most adorable dog I’d ever seen and I wanted to know more. “It’s a woodle,” she told us, smiling — and mentioned that it was more than a handful, too. “A poodle and what else?” And as the appearance of another car made it impossible for...
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on Feb 8th, 2012 | Comments Off on Remove All Books from Bookcases!
(copied from an unidentified website targeting house sellers)
De-Clutter!
People collect an amazing quantity of junk. Consider this: if you haven’t used it in over a year, you probably don’t need it.
If you don’t need it, why not donate it or throw it away?
Remove all books from bookcases.
Hoping to help my friend who’s just put her house on the market, I e-mailed her a link to a website with lots of house-selling pointers. I had a feeling that she might find a new suggestion or two. She wrote back soon after, politely explaining that the book removal tip wasn’t...
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on Feb 5th, 2012 | Comments Off on “You Make Your Deal” (2012 Update)
Those were his words — wisdom from an old friend from my mid-20’s who went to Penn exactly 10 years before I went to Bryn Mawr. Whenever there was a tense decision in sight, he’d help point out my choices and some of the possible consequences. Frankly, his bluntness about making a deal sometimes irritated me. Particularly when I made a foolish choice and the results were disappointing. All I wanted was a little solace, and he’d remind me about the conditions I’d accepted. His harsh but truth-seeking mantra crossed the continent and at times has helped me...
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on Feb 3rd, 2012 | Comments Off on The Last Word
Before I could bring the stories down to the printer — a 20 minute downtown subway trip from my high school — I had one final step left. I needed to meet with Richard Klein, the High School of Music and Art’s usually fair-minded principal. Without his approval, all our words stood still. I can’t remember the exact ritual — did he read the stories in front of me and then sign off? Or did he call for me after he’d read everything and then set me on my way? What I do remember is the time I was told that my editorial about Constance Cook and the expansion...