It’s true — I met an illio-holo-i-ka uaua at the beach

It’s been eight months since I left the Northwest for this delicious remote island, about 2500 miles away from my favorite T.J. Maxx …  When we can, we’re out of the house by about 7:30 AM, and about half an hour later, Bill is snorkeling and free diving, and I’m on my back doing the inverted breast stroke or treading across the sand to my favorite hotel. l know their two macaws pretty well, and I like to sneak a long peek at the indoor koi and catch up on my monthly horoscope.  On my way,  I run into familiar beach pedestrians who tell me about their plans for next...